I Wish I Could Lose Weight as Easily as I Lose Everything Funny Aloy Drinkware

Keys? Gone. Pen? Missing. Cell phone? Where did I put it? Temper? Questionable. Mind? Long gone.

The “I Wish I Could Lose Weight as Easily as I Lose...” design combines Aloy's perfectly confused expression with a painfully relatable list of things that somehow disappear far more easily than the pounds.

Bright pink, black, and teal typography gives this design a playful look that stands out beautifully across the drinkware collection.

A great gift for friends, family, coworkers—or yourself, assuming you can remember where you put it.

Each piece is individually made to order using quality drinkware selected for a polished, lasting finish.